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Friday, April 13th, 2007
3:23 am
[haushinkaitlyn]


MUSTARD NIPS!!
Wednesday, April 11th, 2007
3:10 pm
[haushinkaitlyn]
Grenade DeCoeur: STOP LOGGING ME OUT LJ
tuesday ether: N
tuesday ether: ITS ALL LOL REJECTS YOU
tuesday ether: BECAUSE YOU DONT PUT OUT
Grenade DeCoeur: I'LL STAB IT IN IT'S ANUS
tuesday ether: anusjournal.
Grenade DeCoeur: "today i pooped"
tuesday ether: brb updating my userinfo on anusjournal
tuesday ether: interests: 2 ply, logs, wiping
tuesday ether: my anusjournal title would be WHEN DID I EAT CORN?
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHA
Grenade DeCoeur: intrests: laxitives, warm toilet seats
tuesday ether: HAHAHAHAHA
tuesday ether: also HNNNNNGHHHHHH
Grenade DeCoeur: intrests: I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR TEN MINUTES COME OUT ALREADY
tuesday ether: GSJDhf
tuesday ether: HAHAHAHA
tuesday ether: interests: pinching off
Grenade DeCoeur: SOMEWHERE IN MINNESOTA EMILY HAS CREEPY UPSETTING SENSATION
Grenade DeCoeur: intrests: dropping the kids off at the pool, corn, shades of brown and green
tuesday ether: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tuesday ether: MFSAC THAT
tuesday ether: WITH A PICTURE
Grenade DeCoeur: "I'M SO UPSET AND I DON'T KNOW WHY" - emily
tuesday ether: HAHAHAHAHA
tuesday ether: shes all ":\"
Grenade DeCoeur: "WHY DOES IT HURT?"
tuesday ether: HAHHAHAHA
tuesday ether: she should be on the floor of the shower, scrubbing and screaming I CANT GET CLEAN
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHAHFLJ;DKSA
Sunday, April 8th, 2007
4:31 am
[haushinkaitlyn]
Grenade DeCoeur: haha my sister and i bought 3 bottles of wine tomorrow
Grenade DeCoeur: cause our grandmas boyfriend is annoying and my moms friend is coming over and she's brining her hellchild and my stepdad doesn't like my moms friend so it's going to be SO MUCH FUN with all of them together so .. we got wine. lots of wine.
xstart the vanx: LOL
xstart the vanx: brb getting super drunk to avoid family
xstart the vanx: i wish i could do that
Grenade DeCoeur: EXACTLY!
Grenade DeCoeur: i never have
Grenade DeCoeur: this will be a first
Grenade DeCoeur: crunky easter
xstart the vanx: jesus loves getting crunk
Grenade DeCoeur: he was all "fuck this water, i want some wine"
xstart the vanx: LOL
xstart the vanx: FUCK YEAH
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHA
xstart the vanx: jesus all drunk
xstart the vanx: falling on shit
Grenade DeCoeur: "who wants fish with wine? fuck it! BREAD!"
xstart the vanx: i bet he would'
Grenade DeCoeur: LMAO
xstart the vanx: have been a loving drunk
xstart the vanx: I LOVE YOU DISCIPLES
Grenade DeCoeur: he'd try to walk on water and like.. fall in
Grenade DeCoeur: YOU MY BOYS
xstart the vanx: cries a little
Grenade DeCoeur: except you judas *glares, points, while still holding bottle* iiii know what youurre goinnnaa deoooooo
xstart the vanx: LMAO
xstart the vanx: SLOSHES WINE BOTTLE
xstart the vanx: JESUS CHRIST I SPILLED THE WINE
Grenade DeCoeur: WHERE'S THE BREAD, WHO HAS THE BREAD.
Grenade DeCoeur: LOL THAT'S ME
Grenade DeCoeur: I'M JESUS
xstart the vanx: HEY. HEY YOU. GET OVER HERE. WHERES MY BODY.
xstart the vanx: THE BREAD, THE FUCKING BREAD.
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHA
Grenade DeCoeur: TELL THE LEPERS I'M TOO WASTED TO CURE THEM RIGHT NOW
xstart the vanx: he starts like laughing hysterically
xstart the vanx: I CANT CURE YOUR BLINDNESS NOOBS
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHAHA
xstart the vanx: DRINK SOME WINE
Grenade DeCoeur: starts flicking them off and making faces at them
Grenade DeCoeur: YOU CAN'T SEE ME
Grenade DeCoeur: YOU CAN'T SEE ME
Grenade DeCoeur: HOW MA.. HOW MANY FING.. ERS AM I HOLDING UP
xstart the vanx: HAHAHA
Grenade DeCoeur: GUESS.. TAK.. GUESS. YOU. YEAH YOU. GUESS HOW MANY FINGERS
xstart the vanx: WAVES FINGERS
Grenade DeCoeur: hahaha
Grenade DeCoeur: totally going to hell
xstart the vanx: omg drunk jesus would be amazing
xstart the vanx: i want to get crunk with jesus in heaven
Grenade DeCoeur: you probably could
Grenade DeCoeur: if you were going there
xstart the vanx: too bad im going to hell
xstart the vanx: rofl
xstart the vanx: oops
Grenade DeCoeur: satan's parties are probably pretty good to though
xstart the vanx: yeah plus i bet pm everyone will be in hell tbh
Grenade DeCoeur: yeah!
Saturday, March 24th, 2007
4:18 pm
[lintsay]
interests
we need to redo the mfsac interests.
ideas! aaaand go!


Current Mood: DEAD
Friday, March 23rd, 2007
5:06 am
[haushinkaitlyn]
braidbeard wants to be my friend

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Current Mood: L M F A O ! ! ! 1 1
Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
2:27 am
[haushinkaitlyn]
ABOUT GUM (AND BUTTSECKZ)
Grenade DeCoeur: xstart the vanx: like if people play with it klgfkl;ds what do you mean
xstart the vanx: with their fingers? stretching it?
Grenade DeCoeur: . . .
xstart the vanx: kjmlgjkljlds; yack
autotune my face: DDDDD:
autotune my face: STRETCHING WHAT
autotune my face: WITH THEIR FINGERS
autotune my face: D:
xstart the vanx: THE GUM
tuesday ether: GINER
Grenade DeCoeur: xstart the vanx: with their fingers? stretching it? FILTH
xstart the vanx: YES
xstart the vanx: UGHHH
xstart the vanx: IM SADFACING SO BAD
autotune my face: you make me think of anal sex
autotune my face: tbh
xstart the vanx: LMAO
Grenade DeCoeur: FAK;LJREWDFAS
Grenade DeCoeur: VCRGALKMR
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHAHAHAHA
xstart the vanx: HAHAHAHAHKLJFKLSLDFS AMBER I LOVE YOU
xstart the vanx: whoa suddenly thinking of anal sex makes me feel better
xstart the vanx: thumbs up
Grenade DeCoeur: HAHAHAHA
Grenade DeCoeur: KHFADSLKJFDSLDS;LA
Grenade DeCoeur: THUMBS UP WHAT
xstart the vanx: LMAO
autotune my face: dfgjklf HAHAHAHA
xstart the vanx: OMG
xstart the vanx: HAHAHKLFKDS
xstart the vanx: lmao im gonna be an asshole
tuesday ether: AAAAAAAAHAHA
Grenade DeCoeur: so you can get stretched?
tuesday ether: you ARE an asshole
tuesday ether: HAHAHA
tuesday ether: BY THUMBS

Monday, March 19th, 2007
12:11 pm
[lintsay]
WHEN FANDOMS COLLIDE.

SURPRISE BUTTSEX


oh my batman.
-lint.
1:18 am
[lintsay]
OUR BATMAN. WHO ART IN GOTHAM.
so last night we're sitting around in erin's kitchen baking cakes and getting crunk and dave starts randomly reading the twelve steps out the AA handbook (which, to me, was amazing in itself because LOL DRINKING LOL AA) on the table... only i made him say batman everytime it said god.


1.) We admitted we were powerless over alcohol--that our lives had become unmanageable.

2.) Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3.) Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Batman as we understood Him.

4.) Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5.) Admitted to Batman, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6.) Were entirely ready to have Batman remove all these defects of character.

7.) Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8.) Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9.) Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10.) Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11.) Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Batman as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12.) Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.


i was pretty much flailing and dying and crying and losing my mind. it was amazing.

Grenade DeCoeur: PRAY TO BATMAN
tuesday ether: OMG THE COMMUNION AT BATMAN CHURCH WOULD BE BATMAN SYMBOL SHAPED
tuesday ether: AND THE WINE WOULD BE WHISKEY

tuesday ether: idk what would batman do?
Grenade DeCoeur: you mean robin?
tuesday ether: LMAO
tuesday ether: Y
Grenade DeCoeur: cause obvs robin would be jesus
tuesday ether: WWRD
Grenade DeCoeur: idk what albert would be
tuesday ether: mary?
Grenade DeCoeur: holy spirit
tuesday ether: HAHAHAS
Grenade DeCoeur: in the name of batman, robin, and the albert sprit

tuesday ether: Our Batman, Who art in Gotham, Hallowed be Thy Name.

Grenade DeCoeur: brb dying from diarrhea
tuesday ether: diarrheaing self to death, bbl
Grenade DeCoeur: cause of death: diarrhea
Wednesday, March 14th, 2007
11:28 pm
[lintsay]


vialintztop: i hope she drinks a barrel of aids
vialintztop: HAHAHA
Grenade DeCoeur: SHE COULD GET ONE OF THOSE BEER CAN HATS BUT FILL THEM WITH AIDS INSTEAD
vialintztop: HAHAHAHA
vialintztop: AIDS HAT
vialintztop: OMG
vialintztop: little cans of AIDs
vialintztop: brb cracking open a cold one
lorrinneedsalife: hhahahha
vialintztop: CHAAA
vialintztop: THATS SOME REFRESHING AIDS
Grenade DeCoeur: LMAO REFRESHING AIDS

EDIT:
xstart the vanx: she should be excited for the possibility of aids in her orange juice
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006
10:54 pm
[lintsay]
Saturday, August 26th, 2006
9:11 pm
[lintsay]


Current Mood: lol
Thursday, June 1st, 2006
2:40 pm
[lintsay]
there's no return from 86.
don't let the door kick you in the ass.
Monday, March 6th, 2006
5:40 pm
[graverobbing]
20 BUCKS SAYS IT WAS PETE
Fall Out Boy Band Member Vomits In Salon
Band Member Stumbles Into Salon After Radio Appearance

A member of the Chicago band Fall Out Boy stumbled into a Merchandise Mart hair salon near the Q101 radio studio where he was appearing on Mancow's Morning Madhouse and threw up Monday morning.

The band member entered the Thomas West Salon at about 8:30 or 9 a.m. and made a big mess, a stylist at the salon said.

"I am not sure if he was drinking or what, but I think he threw up," she said.

According to employees at the salon, the young man was in the band Fall Out Boy and was appearing on Mancow's Morning Madhouse.

The owner of the salon and Mancow, a.k.a Erich Mueller, have been playing pranks on each other and joking around for a while now, but this incident might have been taking it a little far, the stylist said.

The salon did not call police, but a Merchandise Mart security guard said someone from his office went to check out the situation early Monday morning. No one was arrested, the guard said.
A spokesman for Q101 did not immediately return a phone call.

Source: nbc5.com
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